Fleet Log Entry 168 – A Farewell to the Planet of Negativity: Dear shuttle personnel, having ventured 737 light-years away from the busy planet, it is finally far enough to leave behind all the Blue Mondays and Black Fridays, and to lower one’s adrenaline and blood pressure. The shuttle is about to land at Yuejin Spaceport for resupplies. All personnel are advised to make contact with the blue river bank and the black earth in order to replenish one’s endorphin and blood sugar level. Be sure to stock up on egg noodles and simple pleasures before our departure prior the sounding of the beehive fireworks.